SEA SICK





























SO IVE GOT THIS THING WITH WATER. NOT SURE IF ITS SOME KINDA SEA SICKNESS I GOT BUT I GOT IT. THE PROBLEM IS ITS BECOME DEEPER SINCE LIVING IN  MELBOURNE. AND IF YOU DONT ALREADY KNOW BESIDES MANY MAGICAL THINGS THIS CITY HAS TO OFFER ITS BEACHES ARENT ONE OF THEM. THE WEATHER ON THE OTHER HAND WELL THATS JUST DAMN RIGHT BIPOLAR. SO THE ODDS ARE STACKED AGAINST THIS LITTLE WATER CRUSH I GOT. DEEP IN THE HEART OF A PHOTO SHOOT THE OTHER DAY A GORGEOUS GREYING LADY WALKED PAST MUTTERING DISAPPROVINGLY ABOUT WHAT I WAS UP TOO, I SMILED AND THOUGHT COMMON LADY IF YOU LOOKED LIKE THAT YOUD BE NUDE TOO AND THEN I STOOD BACK AND LOOKED AT THE SITUATION  AND THOUGHT 'SHIT' IM SICK. SO ITS OFFICIAL IVE HUNG UP THE KINI AND PROMISE IM GOING TO RESIST GETTING THESE GORGEOUS MODELS SEMI CLAD IN THE SERIOUSLY COOLING STATE OF THIS CITY, GIVE THE OL YELLOW FILTERS SOME TIME OFF-A MY BABY AND STOP PRETENDING LIKE ITS CALIFORNIA. I WILL CALL MY DAD AND EXPLAIN THAT HIS PLAYBOYS MESSED WITH MY ED BACK IN THE NINETIES AND STEPHANIE SEYMOUR ISNT GOING TO SUBMERGE OUTTA THE OCEAN LIKE A TRUE MERMAID GODDESS SO I CAN TAKE THE PRETTIEST DARN PICTURES I AM YET TO TAKE. CLICK CLICK IM SEA SICK

2 comments:

  1. ooooowwwwww purple and green! lovethis. loveu.

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  2. Anonymous04 May, 2011

    is it contagious?!

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