DEAR GOD



























DEAR GOD: I pray for a fat bank account and thin body

K.A.D.B.








So its sundee and the sun shines on and inspires me to do all sorts of wonderful things like go to the beach, drink beer, drink beer, go to the beach and all those other things
K.A.D.B: kick ass, drink beer


PRETTY
















































sometimes when people say i'm pretty, i smile and say 'pretty fucking tough'


PART YELLOW



















































take a hurd of cows, feed them mangoes, make a pure'e of the earth on which they've urinated
day after day for months. dry, refine, and you've got indian yellow.


PART FLOWER

PIERRE

We are the living composite of the universe. We are part flower, park shark, and tiger, ape, tree, cloud, part bird. We have it all within. Any characteristic that you can see in nature, you will also find in yourself. We are both predator and victim- one and the same- eternally. We are not divided from that which would kill, hurt or love us. This is one of the key universe truths. Look closely at yourself for then you'll understand why you to can 'float like a butterfly, sting like a bee' 
-MUHAMMAD ALI-

A FEW TUESDAYS AGO

HARRY VANN





































PORTRAIT













































WHAT MAKES A GREAT PORTRAIT?
'A fine portrait has the potential to tell something about the spirit of the subject that can be sensed by someone half a world and a different language away. It says something universal and simple: this is another person in our world and I'd like you to meet them' -William Albert Allard-

PINK SHIRTS


















































Colouring inside the lines is no longer acceptable. Ping pong is the new national pastime.Party drugs, including tunes by old guys like Willie Hutch are legal. White man can jump. Having a full sleeve tattoo will no longer stop people from getting their dream job. You have to wait a week before asking anyone you meet what they do for work. The four day work week and random snoozes on the couch are mandatory. So are drinks on Sunday afternoon. Summer will continue to be hot but no longer sweaty. Sex will continue to be both. The whole history thing has been fixed so there will be no more repeating. Taking a year to travel the world is equivalent to any degree. Waiting for stuff to happen carries a fine of $237. Theres no such thing as control anymore only choices & consequences....... 
(unknown)


GET WET